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It’s the kind of shirt that gets a laugh at coffee lines, lightens tension on chaotic workdays, and becomes a go-to for anyone with a dry sense of humor and short patience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton: lightweight, soft, breathable (153 g\/m²).\u003cbr\u003e- Seamless tubular knit body reduces fabric waste and improves fit.\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability.\u003cbr\u003e- Durable DTF\/DTG prints for sharp, long-lasting graphics.\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":44620859965482,"sku":"54768948883529364487","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44620859998250,"sku":"17593230356892095534","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44620860031018,"sku":"24299030832074427786","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":44620860063786,"sku":"17346014088501030869","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":44620860096554,"sku":"26590576042827157282","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44620860129322,"sku":"27335663792996579807","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44620860162090,"sku":"96106165161067527370","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":44620860194858,"sku":"18178636970991939772","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":44620860227626,"sku":"14546912947642060222","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44620860260394,"sku":"13832869950831690137","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44620860293162,"sku":"21937330552779780487","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":44620860325930,"sku":"31239841294565102917","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":44620860358698,"sku":"80211482043271238680","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44620860391466,"sku":"17350812544612987398","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44620860424234,"sku":"30927784219530649219","price":16.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44620860457002,"sku":"23393743651552535907","price":18.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44620860489770,"sku":"38240110125204964089","price":18.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44620860522538,"sku":"32753491967306462497","price":18.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":44620860555306,"sku":"29735627222987430831","price":18.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44620860588074,"sku":"14188825329217114791","price":20.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/4266\/3466\/files\/2529989163904633283_2048.jpg?v=1785121789","url":"https:\/\/wilsonswondermart.com\/products\/straight-outta-patience-t-shirt-funny-sarcastic-graphic-tee-1","provider":"Wilson's Wonder Mart","version":"1.0","type":"link"}