Chaos, Caffeine, Kids Hoodie — Funny Parent Hoodie
S / Paragon
$25.76
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Mornings feel loud. Tiny hands, a slow coffee, and a steady undercurrent of chaos—that’s the rhythm this hoodie knows. Lightweight yet warm, it’s the one you reach for during bleary school runs, backyard negotiations, and mid-afternoon refuels. The design nods to parent life with a wink: caffeinated survival wrapped in soft fleece. It settles against your shoulders comfortably, tucks your hands into the pouch pocket, and keeps you moving through kid-run logistics without fuss. Built with thoughtful, socially conscious production and a substantial midweight feel, this piece holds up to the real work of parenting while feeling lived-in and soft from the first wear.
Product features
- 2-piece color-matched jersey lined hood for added warmth
- Relaxed dropped-shoulder cut for comfortable layering
- Large pouch pocket for hands and quick storage
- Midweight 8.4 oz fabric with soft 80% ring-spun cotton blend
- OEKO-TEX, FLA and WRAP certified — sustainably and ethically made
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Chaos, Caffeine, Kids Hoodie — Funny Parent Hoodie
$25.76
Product features
- 2-piece color-matched jersey lined hood for added warmth
- Relaxed dropped-shoulder cut for comfortable layering
- Large pouch pocket for hands and quick storage
- Midweight 8.4 oz fabric with soft 80% ring-spun cotton blend
- OEKO-TEX, FLA and WRAP certified — sustainably and ethically made
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean